abaldwin360: notreallykira: alcoholicgifts: katelinbrooke: “Thats right, you caused it “ladies”. I have had enough.” dying* He’s abandoned the idea of women altogether.  Damn, ladies. it’s been a fun ride, existing in this guy’s brain for this long, but nothing lasts forever I guess.  What is this? Some kind of shitty hipster manifesto? I want to do a dramatic reading of this over bongo drums, unfortunately, there would be dipshits who would think I was serious. This is sadlarious.

abaldwin360:

notreallykira:

alcoholicgifts:

katelinbrooke:

“Thats right, you caused it “ladies”. I have had enough.”

dying*

He’s abandoned the idea of women altogether. 

Damn, ladies. it’s been a fun ride, existing in this guy’s brain for this long, but nothing lasts forever I guess. 

What is this? Some kind of shitty hipster manifesto?

I want to do a dramatic reading of this over bongo drums, unfortunately, there would be dipshits who would think I was serious.

This is sadlarious.

okweirdo

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    OH NOES. THE LOSS TO ALL THE WOMEN THAT COULD HAVE MARRIED THIS PRIZE RIGHT HERE. I AM C RYING.
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    MARRIAGE STRIKE I’M DYING
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